Wednesday, December 10, 2008

American Auto Industry Bail Out


The sad fact is it's not even a bail out. It's a bridge loan. Which is an even higher-risk loan, with a higher interest rate than typical money loans. And all this business about lobbyists, it's so true it's sad. I guess they're trying to save jobs, which is a good thing. And why should I be bothered by the fact that I'll lose value in the cost of my Subaru? I paid $800.00 for it - $600.00 of which was comprised of my economic stimulus check. So really, the car only cost me $200....

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Advertising

I heard all it's about is arresting the human intelligence for a long enough time in order to get money from a person.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

An Article from a Skiing Magazine

Grant lives at sea level. Grant drinks beer. Grant drinks so much beer that he has to brew it himself in order to remain financially solvent. Grant goes skiing in the Andes, however, and drinks nothing but water and Gatorade. And Grant’s friends begin calling him “Jennifer.” Cruel? Maybe. But is the mockery just? Does drinking at higher elevations really make a difference?

Turns out the I’m-from-New-Jersey-and-am-skiing-in-Utah excuse only pardons gaper powder skills. Most of the prevailing wisdom that altitude gets you wasted-er is founded on what Fox News calls “facts” and the rest of us call “utter bullshit.” Specifically, it’s based on a quasi-scientific study from the 1930s performed not by a doctor but by a psychologist.

According to a 1995 Austrian study published in the Annals of Internal Medicine, boozing at 10,000 feet and at sea level produced identical levels of wanting to go to Denny’s and yell, “Spring Break ’08, bitches!” And a University of Texas article cited “no credible research evidence [that] alcohol makes you more intoxicated at high altitudes compared to sea level.”

Dr. Peter Hackett of the Institute for Altitude Medicine in Telluride concurs. “I recommend people not drink alcohol for the first couple of days at altitude. It depresses the breathing and could cause mountain sickness. And mountain sickness feels exactly like a hangover. It can be hard to tell the difference between the two. That’s the first 24 hours. After that, the body acclimatizes quickly. By the third day, you can drink as much as you like.”

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My thoughts:
Touché.

I Beg To Differ...



.......NOT.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Fun Size

So I have beef with candy-bar makers and their ineptitude to correctly market certain products. Most notably, 'fun size' candy bars. See image below:


For the sake of all things unconveyable, let's just say the image of the 'fun size' snickers, above, is "actual size." Now, my beef; this isn't 'fun size' - this is a TEASER.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Da Bird


So, remember that little blurb I wrote about my love affair with Brighton a few posts down? Well, I kinda feel like I'm cheating on her this season. Yeah, I got a Snowbird pass this year. F me, right? Snowbird has a tunnel. I won't use it. But, I did get a deal on my pass (one reason for switching mountains this year). Hopefully it snows a lot and don't miss my alma mater too much. I know, this is ridiculous, but still....

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Stimulus Check = Push-Button 4WD

Ok. It's official. I'm horrible at updating this blog. I love reading other people's blogs, yet loathe putting new material up on mine. It's not that my life is disinteresting, I just never feel like sitting down at a computer and typing about myself. I guess this is why I've never been able to keep a solid journal over the years, either.

Well, here it is. My 1992 Subaru Loyale, which has been affectionately deemed (through suggestion of a very good friend), The Lieutenant. It's got 124,000 miles and I paid less than $1000 for the guy.


Pretty sexy, right? The LT has a 5-speed manual transmission with a push-button 4WD on the stick shift. And look at that white paint....sooooo gooood! That's the LT.

ed - 11/19/08: Oh yeah, behold - the mighty push-button!!